For the knitters out there:
A woman is knitting while driving. A police officer pulls along side her car and tells her "pull over". The lady responds, "No, mittens!".
My favorite kid joke:
Some muffins are baking in the oven.
The first one says: Whew, it's getting hot in here.
The second says: AHHHHHHHHH! A talking muffin!!
There was one joke that Rude Girl wanted to be able to do when she was 6 years old, but it took some practice for her to get it right. She was so proud when she succeeded.
Interrup....this is where the joker has to interrupt with a long "Mooooooo".
Those are a few of the jokes I can share with my kids.
Eta: I messed up the first joke a little. It's fixed now. I've never been good with remembering jokes.