Wednesday, July 30

A knitter walks into a bar...

For the knitters out there:

A woman is knitting while driving. A police officer pulls along side her car and tells her "pull over". The lady responds, "No, mittens!".

My favorite kid joke:

Some muffins are baking in the oven.

The first one says: Whew, it's getting hot in here.

The second says: AHHHHHHHHH! A talking muffin!!

There was one joke that Rude Girl wanted to be able to do when she was 6 years old, but it took some practice for her to get it right. She was so proud when she succeeded.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrup....this is where the joker has to interrupt with a long "Mooooooo".

Those are a few of the jokes I can share with my kids.

Eta: I messed up the first joke a little. It's fixed now. I've never been good with remembering jokes.


alce said...

I already told my stick joke. My other two existential favorites are:

"Ask me if I'm a firetruck?"

"Are you a firetruck?"



"Say 'knock-knock'"


"Who's there?"

Chloe said...

I LOVE the interrupting cow joke!!

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