Scene: Dinner prep time. Daddy's in the kitchen, Mama's in the bedroom but supposed to be in the kitchen.
SkaDaddy (prepping dinner): Ally, ask Mommy if what she's doing right now is really a priority.
SkaMama: Ally, tell daddy that when your 6 year old son comes to you and says "mommy, show me how to finger knit" everything else is put on hold.
SkaD: Ally, ask mommy, "really?"
SkaM: Tell daddy it's the same as if he came to you and said "show me how to play football".
SkaD: Tell her "no, it's not".
SkaM: Tell daddy, "pffft".